fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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