The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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