Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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