So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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