Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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