piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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