in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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