if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Randomize
