it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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