I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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