You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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