ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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