My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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