Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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