is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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