So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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