This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
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It was confusing and full of hummus
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence