why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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