Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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