So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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