Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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