yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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