that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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