just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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