dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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