There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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