this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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