What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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