Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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