Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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