Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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