pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Randomize