Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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