grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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