Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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