Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
if i can run in heels then i can drive
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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