I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
