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(212): View more from New York

you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me

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(480): View more from Arizona

Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy

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(727): View more from Florida

We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno

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(775): View more from Nevada

Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls

(702): View more from Nevada

Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter

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(216): View more from Ohio

I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.

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(716): View more from New York

I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex

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(316): View more from Kansas

You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows

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