did you get engaged???
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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