Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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