I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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