Don't you send me to vm
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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