She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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