she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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