just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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