Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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