What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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