But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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