Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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So much rum. So many feels.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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