We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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