i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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