Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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