My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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