To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
